City To Deploy Ambulances...
Some 911 calls in Manhattan will now bring out two ambulances, one hurrying to the scene and one lagging slightly behind.Hah!
The first one will try to save the patient’s life. The second one will try to save the patient’s kidneys, in case the first ambulance fails.
This new *initiative* sounds like something straight out of a futuristic sci-fi movie.
I'm proud to admit that I DID NOT opt to become an organ donor when I switched my license over to New York.
Pretty much anything the gov't wants you to do deserves your deepest cynicism.